YOUR NAME IS KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS, IMPERIOUS GRAND ADVISIER TO HER MAJESTY ARADIA MEGIDO THE IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE AND DIRECTOR OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS HIGH COMMAND, AND TO YOUR ANNOYANCE SUFFERER REPLICUS AND HEIR OF THE 6L99D AND SYM69L AND YOU ARE NOT AMUSED BY THIS BULLSHIT.

Your name is JEGUS KRYST and, unlike many other trolls with your 6L99D AND SYM69L, you are NOT KIND and you are NOT PEACEFUL. Rather than attempt to abolish the hemospectrum, you attempted to FLIP IT UPSIDE DOWN. This is an attempt at which you SUCCEEDED--which is WHY YOU KILLED YOURSELF.

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You are VERY RELIGIOUS, and, according to your beliefs, your DEMONIC BLOOD marks you as ANGELSPAWN and thus a harbinger of doom, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. You believe in MAGIC and ANY SUPERSTITIONS WHICH OFFER A CURE FOR NIGHTMARES. You are VERY INTOLERANT of beliefs that contradict yours, especially when they involve DEIFYING YOU PERSONALLY. Which is ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU KILLED YOURSELF.

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You have a VOW OF CHASTITY which you have personally defined as meaning that YOU REFUSE TO FILL ANY OF YOUR QUADRANTS. And the lack of emotional support was PROBABLY YET ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU KILLED YOURSELF.

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You are highly PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED to SEA DWELLERS, although NOT SO MUCH ROMANTICALLY, and this DOES NOT OVERRIDE your vow of chastity. You have A CERTAIN RECURRING which shows up every time you sleep or fall unconscious. You ARE AFRAID OF ANGELS, HUGS, SHOOSHPAPS, and YOUR ΨIIONIIC, among many other things; some of these things MIGHT BE RELATED. You are NEARLY COMPUTER ILLITERATE and only get by with the help of a computer which seems to read your mind and figure out what you want.

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This isn't what you expected the afterlife to be like.

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WHEN Y9U FEEL LIKE GETTING VER6AL
Y9U C9MPULSIVELY SPEAK IN P9ETICS
SH9UTING, S9ME SKREEING, AND THE SYM69L
ARE Y9UR 9THER WRITING TICS

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JJ accesses thiis blog of hiis viia hiis ''magiic box'' aka hiis computer
whiich iis me
and II kiind of liike 2 talk liike thiis,, II guess....??

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(Roleplay blog for the Sanguine Sufferer Jegus Kryst, and maybe the Ψiioniic Helmsman, from the fan adventure Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood. The fan adventure and this account are both run by ckret2.)

January 29th
12:23 AM
Via
when they say thiis
ii stop
they always hiit me

when they say thiis

ii stop

they always hiit me

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